You might be a redneck if…
You spent more time on your pickup truck than on your education.
You learned to spell once, and that’s the last word you learned to spell.
Someone gave you a dictionary and you put it in the outhouse next to the Sears catalog.
You can’t spell redneck.
Thanks to yahoo.com for the redneck lesson.


August 9, 2012 at 7:26 pm
It’s finally been corrected. I love reading your blog and then seeing the changes the writers make on yahoo.com. I feel sorry for them. They’re not very good at basic English and don’t seem to have any support, like editors or proofreaders. They’re probably happy just to be employed.
August 9, 2012 at 10:26 pm
I think that Yahoo! provides them with as much support as the company thinks the position warrants — in other words, none. Grammar, spelling, facts — they are of no concern to Yahoo!.