Here’s a welcoming way to invite visitors to your site: Just overwhelm them with your wickedly funny use of the English language. Follow the lead of the Yahoo! Shine home page, and don’t bother making plural words plural:
Create a new word meaning “something that is both commercial and comical”:
And don’t forget to make that October holiday an everyday event by treating it like a common noun:
There’s a page that says “Welcome! Come on in! Don’t mind the mess; I haven’t had time to clean up.”
