How does a baby land a much-coveted spot on the Yahoo! front page? By being an obsessed star, just like some other unnamed obsessed star.
I watched the video (oy, the things I do for Terribly Write), and I still don’t know why this baby is a star or what he is obsessed about. Now I’m thinking this whole thing is a sad result of a language-impaired writer who doesn’t know that “another obsessed star” is quite different from “an obsessed star.”
October 21, 2012 at 7:43 am
Maybe they were talking about Proxima Centauri, the red dwarf. It’s totally obsessed with our sun. Jealous, even.
October 21, 2012 at 7:44 am
It’s kind of yogurt colored, by the way. Like that “blood orange” flavor by Chobani.
October 21, 2012 at 10:07 am
Ah, maybe it’s a pun twice-removed. The boy is “another star,” and the star is a sun, and the kid is someone’s son. Now I get it. I feel so stooopid.
October 21, 2012 at 10:12 am
You’re going to have to rename this blog, “Yahoo! is so damned brilliant, it flies over my head.”