Turn in your keyboard and no one gets hurt

Some people should not be allowed near a keyboard, especially if their digital scribblings could be seen by millions of people. The “writer” for Yahoo! Screen‘s “Broken News Daily” is one of those people.

news witchita

If you can’t spell Wichita and can’t be bothered to Google it, you should probably give up your dream of being paid to write. If you think it’s OK to include both a dollar sign and the word dollar, and you don’t know that Scrooge said, “Bah! Humbug,” then you should just turn in your keyboard. And all writing implements within your reach. And don’t ever, ever try to write again.

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2 Responses to “Turn in your keyboard and no one gets hurt”

  1. ericjbaker Says:

    WITCHita???

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    • jerry y Says:

      Since this happened in Kansas, maybe the writer was thinking of “The Wizard of Oz” and the Wicked Witch of the West.


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