They’re not vocal chords. Even though you use them to sing chords, they’re vocal cords:
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Speaking of vocal chords…
February 11, 2013 — Laura
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February 12, 2013 at 4:59 am
Thank goodness someone pointed this out. “Vocal chords” are a layman’s term for the plica vocalis, or vocal folds. It’s a common error–along with “hamstrings”, “ear drum”, and “Adam’s apple”.
February 12, 2013 at 8:35 am
Thanks for the info! But I think the layman’s term, as you call it, is “vocal cords.”
February 15, 2013 at 1:50 am
True! I realized this after I submitted the comment. Thanks for the article!
February 12, 2013 at 7:17 am
It takes at least three singers to make a vocal chord.
February 12, 2013 at 7:31 pm
And they must all be standing on the same line.