Someone’s headband is too tight

Maybe the writer for Yahoo! Shine can blame it on her headband. If too-tight undergarments can cause physical harm, maybe a too-tight headband can cause mental damage. That might account these errors that would embarrass a 12-year-old:

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It’s hard to believe that anyone who completed eighth grade would think that the Middle Ages were known as “midevil.” Maybe she’s wearing a hat that is so tight that it can interfere with her writing, making her drop words. It could be responsible for her inability to create a series of three items all starting with a verb, like “interfere with your digestion, give you acid reflux, and cause constipation.” As for the rest of that paragraph? I can’t begin to suggest how to fix it. Bottom line? It’s a disgrace that an adult, professional writer would produce something like that.

But wait! There’s more!

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I’ll let you discuss this among yourselves. As for me, I’m going to get two Advil and go lie down.

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2 Responses to “Someone’s headband is too tight”

  1. ericjbaker Says:

    Midevil? Not nearly as bad as late evil. That’s when the real trouble started.


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