What happens if your headband is too tight? Does it affect your ability to write? I think so. The headband-wearing writer for “The Thread” on Yahoo! Shine seems to be suffering from an intellectual impairment. She can’t quite spell ponytail:
Nor can she spell Kristen Stewart’s name:
Rapping your head could also lead to brain damage:
I’m really leery of trying a Monalda4 headband after reading this:
Who knows what a too-tight head wrap could lead to? I might neglect to capitalize the name of my favorite store:
Or confuse grosgrain ribbon with velvet:
(I kinda liked that headband, but not its velvet fabric. I wish it really was wrapped in grosgrain ribbon.)
Oy. Headbands can give you a headache. And so can reading about them. I think I’ll go lie down now.
