Oy! The sacrifices I make for the readers of Terribly Write. I just wasted three minutes of my time reading an article on Yahoo! Shine. It had something to do with Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (although the writer must be really chummy with her because she called her “Kate”).
Anyhoo, I spent my time reading the article to spare you from having to waste even a nanosecond of yours. But I will share the best part of the article: The author’s confusion about an area of the anatomy covered by a belt and stuff that gets thrown in the town dump:
Lest you think that is a mere brain fart, a unique never-to-be-repeated mental hiccup, here it is again:
I wonder if the writer was wasted when she wrote this.