Where do you wear green?

Do you wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? Where do you wear it?

Thanks, Yahoo! Shine, for the first laugh of the day.

Where do you wear a G-string?

And I mean a G-string with a capital G.  The writer of this excerpt from Yahoo! Shine must have had underwear on her mind. Where else would you find these errors:

Where the dress?

Yahoo! omg! makes one of those OMG! mistakes:

I’ve never seen where used in place of wear. Never.