Here’s a roundup

Here’s a roundup of what you can find in a single sentence on Yahoo! Style: A misspelling of roundup, a noun (round up, two words, is a phrasal verb) and a mistake that shines brighter than diamonds:

round up then style

This is really scary

This is a really scary mistake on the Yahoo! front page. If it represents the quality of education today’s “journalists” have had, then the U.S. is in serious trouble. According to the writers, the president said that mistrust of police scares “the hearts of our children”:

fp scaring

Here’s what the president actually said:

scars

Mistakes like that are frightening and are scaring me while the damage is scarring the language.

I came, I saw, I misspelled

Reading this on Yahoo! Finance, you might think this is a careless typo:

ceasars palace finance 2

That was my view until I watched the video. Then my opinion of the mistake is somewhat less charitable:

ceasars palace finance

It’s not the first time Yahoo! staffers have misspelled Caesar. They’ve been rather creative in the spelling, including Cesar and Cesear.

It’s just a litttle too much

This is what happens when a key on your keyboard gets stuck. Or when a writer for Yahoo! Celebrity forgets how to spell attacked:

atttacked omg

I read this so you don’t have to

I read Yahoo! Style so you don’t have to. And I report on just the worst of the many gaffes committed by Yahoo!’s writers. And these excerpts from a single article are some of the worst.

It starts with the misspelled America Ferrera and goes on to a couple of repeated words. The movie title gets no special treatment (which is usually italics or quotation marks at Yahoo!, there being no company standard). There’s an expression the writer misuses; it tripped her up. (Apparently she didn’t know it’s not the same as simply tripping.) What kind of nut was involved in this story? Beats me. It’s not OK not to capitalize OK; and it’s not OK to capitalize goddess:

trip style 1

I thought I was reading a story about Kim Kardashian, who was nearly trampled in a crowd. But (or nut?) it was a security guard who was nearly the victim. (The other victim is the reader of this piece, where the misplaced modifier produces unlikely results.) You’d think that a professional writing about style and fashion would know how to spell Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s name, but you would be wrong:

trip style 2

During the fashion show, the front row was set to a soundtrack. I guess that’s better than being set on fire, but not as good as a show set to a soundtrack. Anyhoo, it hardly matters since the music included a song that the writer claims is “Stop Pressuring Me.” There is no song by that name. However there is a tune with the lyric “stop pressuring me” and it’s called “Scream.” Then there’s a teensy word missing, but that’s really not important in light of the other embarrassments:

trip style 3

I read this stuff so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.

I just have to say it

I just have to say it: This is horrible. Atrocious. An embarrassment to the writer, Yahoo! Style, and all of Yahoo!:

maggie

It’s amazing the number and severity of errors one writer can make in a single sentence. First let me warn anyone who might be tempted to click on the first link. Don’t bother. It doesn’t have an actual URL behind it; you’ll just get an error.

Then let’s just say that apostrophes (especially when they face the wrong direction) are no substitute for actual quotation marks, which is what I think Yahoo! uses to delineate titles of TV shows.

How lazy a writer do you have to be to neglect to look up the name of the dancer in a YouTube video? Her name is Maddie Ziegler.

If by “empty rooms” the writer means rooms containing furniture, pictures on the wall, and curtains at the windows, then yes, the rooms are empty.

If these jaw-dropping errors are what we can expect to see in the future on the new Yahoo! Style, then I’ll be hanging out somewhere else — at a site that employs real writers with some measure of integrity and pride in their work.

Did stubbornness lead to error?

Did the writer’s stubbornness and refusal to spell-check this headline lead to a misspelling on tYahoo! Sports?

stubborness sports

Failure to launch

May I suggest to the folks at Yahoo! Autos that if they’re going to make a typo, they not do it in a headline? It’s just too hard to miss. Except if you’re the proofreader, then apparently it’s easy to miss:

lauching autos

Is that the back of a credit card?

If you turn your Visa card over, do you see its versa? So, behind every great credit card is a great versa. And vice versa. Or whatever:

visa versa health

And behind this paragraph from Yahoo! Health is one very embarrassed writer (one hopes).

Befriending Amanda Seyfried

Those great writers at Yahoo! Celebrity have befriended Amanda Seyfried with an extra character:

seyfriend celeb

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