I gotta hand it to ‘em

I gotta hand it to the editors at Yahoo! Style— they commit the best typos in all of the Interwebs:

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Joan Rivers? Almost

The late Joan Rivers is a little less on the Yahoo! front page:

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I hope that it’s just a typo and that the writer doesn’t think that the possessive of Rivers is River’s.

Awful timing for typo

It’s an awful time and place to misspell Heisman, but it’s not surprising that it’s on yahoo.com:

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I almost dozed off reading this

If the sleep aid for geeks involves a dose of Ambien, then maybe they’ll be dozing off sooner rather than later. Perhaps that’s what the writer for Yahoo! Movies took just before writing this:

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Setting back gender equality by decades

At a time when real journalists refer to the late Joan Rivers as a comedian and male and female thespians as actors, why would the writer for Yahoo! Style make a sorry attempt at referring to Anna Wintour as an editrix?

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I guess if you don’t know if your boss is an editor, editor in chief, or editor-in-chief, you don’t know that a female editor is an editor.

Is that Jonah Hill?

It’s not quite Jonah Hill on the home page of Yahoo! Style:

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I was pretty sure the writer meant “Jonah,” but just to be sure, I clicked through to the article, which I didn’t read:

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Just looking at the dense text was giving me a headache. If a writer can’t be bothered to hit the Enter key once in a while, I can’t be bothered to read her musings.

I think I’ll go take two Advil and go lie down on my new futon.

Keep the kids away from the keyboard

This is what happens when you let the kiddies take over the keyboard and write for a site like Yahoo! Style: You get amateurish writing, juvenile vocabulary, and sloppy errors. I don’t know if the writer is a teen or a tween, just that she writes like one.

A professional writer covering New York Fashion Week should know how many capital letters to use. But that’s not all; the errors are nonstop (which is one word, not two). She seems like a writer I typically wouldn’t chat with:

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It’s Groundhog Day, not this thing the writer made up:

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If you’re writing about Adderall, don’t you think you should know when to hit the Shift key? It’s common to refer to a certain period as the mid-90s and it’s more common to include all words, even the in “as the wonder drug”:

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Is this the kind of writing they’re featuring on Yahoo! now? Does the writer have such a paucity of words that she can’t come up with a better way to express this?

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Clearly she has no idea what a proper noun is, like Instagram and Tumblr:

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(Since Yahoo! also owns Tumblr, she might want to learn how to spell it.)

The writing is so bad that I’m practically dozing off.  But I perk up when I see a quote this bad. (It should be “said, ‘You’re welcome.’) And again with the undercapitalized Adderall!

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I don’t know how this went off the rails so badly:

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There’s at least one way to correct that: “At every dinner, cocktail party, and even shows.”

Lordie, I guess we can’t expect kids these days to know about the use of a hyphen in a compound adjective like “four-hour” or to know how to proofread so that no words are missing:

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This wouldn’t be complete without one more lowercased Adderall:

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So, that wasn’t so bad, was it? Not if the writer’s a 10-year-old.

Not a Nobel laureate?

I’m just going to take a wild guess that the writer for Yahoo! Travel is not the recipient of a Nobel Prize:

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Ariana Grande getting grander

Ariana Grande got a little larger with the addition of a random letter on Yahoo! Music:

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Suffice it to say, this is not good

It looks like there’ll be lots of material for Terribly Write in the new Yahoo! Style. Here’s a random snippet that offers lessons in writing for all of us:

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Lesson 1: If you’re writing about fashion, learn to spell the names of designers and fashion labels, like Emporio Armani. Misspelling something so basic marks you as careless — or worse.

Lesson 2: Suffice it to say, make sure you get common idioms right.

Lesson 3: Pairing misspellings with homophonic errors makes you look uneducated. Know the difference between pare (which means to trim) and pair (which doesn’t).

Lesson 4: If you mean socks with white laces, then write “white-laced socks.” If you mean socks with white lace, don’t.

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