Let’s not focus on the negative

Instead of focusing on the names the writer for Yahoo! Movies got wrong (like Taissa Farmiga and Sofia Coppola) or the arbitrary word that got capitalized, let’s focus on the words that are correct:

name taissa fariga sophia coppola

That was easy.

It’s Tobey Maguire and Quai Laubeuf

At least it should be Tobey Maguire and Quai Laubeuf in this photo caption from Yahoo! Movies:

name tobey mcguire

Apparently the ability to spell — or even do a Google search — is not a requirement at Yahoo!. 

Wrong, but consistent

If you can’t be right, at least be consistent. That seems to be the philosophy over at Yahoo! Movies, where the “experts” in cinema can’t spell “Inside Llewyn Davis” in a caption here:

inside movies 1

Or in the headline for a related article:

inside movies 2

The writers and editors may be wrong, but at least they’re consistent.

Here comes more of the same

I wasn’t going to mention this mistake on the home page Yahoo! Movies — it’s likely just a typo, right?

stars attends movies

And then I saw this on Yahoo! Movies and figured maybe the Einsteins who write these captions really are grammatically challenged:

tells movies

All I needed was one more example of a subject and verb mismatch to convince I was right:

come movies

“Men in Black 4″ is the title of a movie. It is singular and takes a singular verb like, oh, say, maybe comes.

I got rhythym

I got rhythm, I got rhythm, I got rhythm. Who could ask for anything more? Me! I could ask for more from Yahoo! Movies. Like a bit of proofreading or at least a little spell-checking:

rhythym movies

What’s in a name? Again

If that name is on Yahoo!, then it’s sure to include a mistake.  Spelling a name correctly is about the easiest thing you can do as a writer and the easiest think you can verify as an editor or proofreader. So why does Yahoo! continue to make so many mistakes? Do you consider Yahoo! a credible source of information?

Yahoo! News misspelled Audrie Pott‘s name:

news audrie pot

and Heather Gonglik‘s:

name gonglick news

From Yahoo! Movies we get a sad attempt at Seth Rogen and Chris Evans:

name seth rogan chris evan

as well as Lana Del Rey:

name lana del ray movies

and Glen Mazzara:

name glan mazzara

The writer for Yahoo! TV’s “Daytime in No Time”  mangles Courteney Cox:

name courtney cox tv dint

From Yahoo! Shine, there’s a lame stab at Christina Aguilera:

swift 3

and Frida Kahlo:

name frieda kahlo shine

and Laetitia Casta:

name leaitia casta shine

and Simon Monjack:

name dimon monjack shine

and Eric Ducharme:

name ducharm shine

and Attila:

thatcher shine 1

and Malala Yousafzai:

name malala shine

and Susan A. Patton:

name patten 1 shine

and again with the misspelled Patton:

name patten shine 3

and Rick Salomon and Nicole Richie:

name hilton 2 shine

and once more:

name hilton 3 shine

There’s no hyphen in Ray J:

name hilton 4 shine

and no T in Nicole Richie. Again:

name it 5

(It’s Guy Ritchie, the director and former husband of Madonna’s, who spells his name with a T.)

Yahoo! omg! gives us an incorrect Nicolas Cage:

name nicholas cage omg

and a rather lackluster attempt to spell Chaz Hammelsmith, widow of Roger Ebert:

name chaz hammersmith omg

Yahoo! Music’s attempt at Phillip Sweet is not so sweet:

name philip sweet omg

And when telling us Pitbull’s alleged real name (it’s Armando Christian Perez), the writer tells us the wrong name:

name christian music

Yodel Anecdotal, Yahoo’s corporate blog — the blog that represents the company — can’t even get Lena Headey‘s name right:

name lena headley yodel

What does that tell us about this company and its commitment to quality content? Everything.

Sororities, Sulley sullied

It’s only one sentence, but it manages to carry two misspellings on the home page of Yahoo! Movies:

sororites movies

The screwed-up sororities may be a typo (or not), but Sulley is definitely misspelled.

Is it arrogance?

One misspelling, like this on Yahoo! Movies, might be the result of a slip of a finger:

carrell 1

Embarrassing as that is — it’s in a headline for Petie’s sake — making the same mistake again is humiliating:

carrell 2

But what do you call the third misspelling of Steve Carell’s name?

carrell 3

Arrogance.

Don’t be fooled: That is not a man

Don’t be fooled by the masculine-looking characters in this photo from the movie “The Iron Lady.” According to Yahoo! Movies, no men are seen in the photo of Parliament:

no men movies

Those characters in suits and ties must be very young, but old-looking, boys. Or women who’ve forgotten to shave that morning.

What’s in a name?

If the name is on Yahoo!, most likely, a misspelling.

Those wacky folks at Yahoo! Shine give us a misspelling of Shirley Eaton:

shirley eaten shine

and Nicolas Cage:

name nicholas cage shine

and, believe it or not, Willy Wonka:

name willa wonka

Anyone who’s ever heard of Mickey Mouse, would be suspicious of this spelling of Mickey Rourke:

name micky rourke shine

It’s Jon Hamm, goddam:

name john shine

And it should be Marge Champion (whose name is Marjorie, not Margaret):

marge 1

This isn’t just a single typo of Hans Conried; it’s two misspellings:

marge 3

Maybe the writer confused Jim Carrey with Mariah Carey:

name jim carey shine thread

and Ruth Bader Ginsburg with Allen Ginsberg:

name ruth bader ginsberg shine

From Yahoo! Sports, this is supposed to be Jeffery McWhorter:

name jeffrey sports pr

and Buddy Holly:

name buddy holley sports pr

From Yahoo! Movies, the cinema experts mangle Winona Ryder:

name wynona ryder movies

and Jurnee Smollett-Bell:

jurnee movies

From Yahoo! News, we get a weird Justin Bieber:

name justin beiber who 1

From Yahoo! TV, Kristin Chenoweth gets no respect — not once, but twice:

name kristen chenoweth dint 1

name kristen chenoweth dint 2

It’s a botched Steven Bochco here:

name stephen bochco tv

and Lindsay Arnold there:

name lindsey arnold

What’s in a name?

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