A host of the wrong Stephenie Meyer

You’ll find a host of Stephanie Meyers on Yahoo! Music. It’s starts on the home page:

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and continues in the article:

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and here:

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Unfortunately, the author of “The Host” is Stephenie Meyer. Not content to screw up her first name, the writer screws up her surname and and then throws in a mangled Skylar Grey:

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Back to the first grade

After failing to get four words in the correct order and failing to spell Grammys correctly (hint: there’s no apostrophe involved), the writer for Yahoo! Music flunks first-grade arithmetic:

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Just a hot mess

You are free to make up your own explanation for this hot mess on Yahoo! Music:

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What do you call 7 days in So Cal?

Hollyweek! From the genius minds at Yahoo! Music:

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Did it take a DNA test?

Was it a DNA test that showed that Gavin Rossdale was the paternal father of Daisy Lowe and not her maternal father or her paternal mother?

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Only the writer for Yahoo! Music knows.

It’s one Itzhak per man

It’s not often you read about Itzhak Perlman on Yahoo! Music. After seeing this, I can understand why:

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Blake Shelton reveals TMI about Brandon Blackstock

Blake Shelton’s advice to Kelly Clarkson’s now-fiancé Brandon Blackstock revealed a bit too much personal information about the couple:

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I really do not want more details. It’s just too embarrassing — at least in Yahoo! Music‘s version of the story. The “Us Weekly” version has Mr. Shelton telling Mr. Blackstock to get his head out of his ass. I just don’t know which story to believe.

Because 2 a.m. in the evening is just too late

Just to clarify: 2 a.m. is in the morning. If you did not know that, the writer for Yahoo! Music makes it abundantly clear:

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Natina Reed: Cause of death remains a mystery

If being hit by a car didn’t kill Natina Reed, what did? According to Yahoo! Music, she was killed after being hit by a car:

According to legitimate news sources, the singer was struck and killed by the car. Does Yahoo! Music know something the rest of the world doesn’t?

Rihanna, Nicki Minaj picking up men?

It was recently announced that pop stars Rihanna and Nicki Minaj have each picked up four American Music Awards nominations. But that’s not all! They also picked up four other nominees, according to Yahoo! Music.

The thought of these gals with four nominees apiece is enough to make my head explode. So, which nominees did the ladies pick up? I’m thinking that Rihanna picked up Pitbull, Flo Rida, Usher, and Drake. And Nicki Minaj picked up Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, Lionel Richie, and Jason Aldean. What do you think?

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