This tops the list

In the pantheon of horrible mismatches, this incorrect subject-verb combo on Yahoo! Screen tops the list:

tops screen

Who’s to blame?

Who’s to blame for this grammatical gaffe on Yahoo! Screen? Whose fault is it?

whos screen

Eek! An error!

Eek! That’s what a comic strip character says when she sees a mouse. I guess that could be called “eeking out.” I’m assuming the writer for Yahoo! Screen meant “eke out,” though this could be a typo for “seek out”:

eek screen

Free flavors!

Get your free flavors right here! These complimentary flavors pair well with each other. Heck, they go so well to get you might even call them complementary. Unless you write for Yahoo! Screen:

complimentary screen

Is it too late?

Is it too late to suggest that the Yahoo! Screen writer take a class in basic English?

to early screen

What’s in a name? Encore

What’s in a name? If it’s on Yahoo!, probably a mistake or two.

Here are just a few of the mangled names that appeared on Yahoo! recently. How many could you spell correctly. Better yet, how many names would you Google — even if you thought you knew how to spell them?

From Yahoo! Shine a sad attempt at Liza Minnelli:

name minelli shine

and Terri Seymour:

name terry seymour shine

and Jon Hamm:

name john hamm

From Yahoo! Screen, a common misspelling of Hilary Swank:

name hillary swank screen

From the experts in all things music at Yahoo! Music, we get the misspelled Reba McEntire:

name reba mcintire music

Yahoo! News folks should know how to spell the name of a first lady. It’s Jacqueline Kennedy:

name jacquelyn kennedy news

Even seen so many typos?

It’s actually not a lot of typos, although many people would say that one typo on a page is too many. Here’s my current favorite from Yahoo! Screen:

tevelsion screen

I just love the typos that you know a spell-checker would catch, because I can’t imagine a reason not to use one.

This one, also on Screen, would pass any spell-check, but a competent proofreader or editor would spot it:

even seen screen

Marrying a bridge

What would you call a man who wants to marry the Golden Gate Bridge? A bridgegroom. At least that’s what I think the folks at Yahoo! Screen are getting at:

bridgegroom screen

How many in a little?

The kittens on Yahoo! Screen are , indeed, adorable. The whole little of them. They’ve found a creative way to get to their breakfast. Or maybe it’s their lunch. Or maybe it’s brunch:

little of kitten screen

Steve Carell would be so much better

You know what would be better than this from Yahoo! Screen‘s “Daily Shot”? If the writer had taken the time to learn how to spell Steve Carell’s name. And if the writer had taken the time to figure out how to write a link:

steve carrell daily shot

You’d think that someone working for one of the biggest Internet companies in the world would know how to do both.

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