Roxane Mesquida doubled

Roxane Mesquida’s name has been misspelled on Yahoo! before. The Y! staffers seem to like to double the Ns in her first name. Well, they finally got her first name right, but now have decided to double her last name:

Those rascals on Yahoo! Movies just don’t know when to stop.

This is not how it’s made

It’s one of the most common mistakes that writers make, so it’s no surprise it showed up on Yahoo! News‘ “Who Knew?”

Wipe feet before washing

In some areas of the country, one must wipe one’s feet before putting laundry into a washing machine. And what does one wipe one’s feet on? A laundry mat, of course!

It’s either that or the writer for Yahoo! Shine doesn’t know how to spell laundromat.

New ‘element’ enters the periodic table

The periodic table of elements just got a new entry, according to Yahoo! News‘ “Who Knew?”

The correct answer to this question, according to the chemistry geniuses, is silver. Water has apparently been reclassified as an element while the  world was sleeping.

See this hot newcomer writes

See? This hot newcomer writes on Yahoo! Music:

Unfortunately this writer doesn’t write correctly, but instead creates a mismatched subject and verb.

Seeing double double

It seemed rather odd that Kirsten Dunst would be in a photo twice — but that’s the claim on Yahoo! Movies.

The writer also claims to know how to spell Garrett Hedlund’s name. And the writer would be wrong on both counts:

That’s Kirsten Dunst on the left, but it’s Kristen Stewart in the middle.

One of them is bound to be right

Yes, well. Either Mitt Romney or President Obama is ahead in a poll in Florida. That’s the bold statement made on the Yahoo! front page:

Of course, it’s possible that the conflicting results are from two different polls. Doesn’t matter to me. I just think it’s funny that the editors would juxtapose these two headlines. :)

Can you outsource writing?

Gawd. Is this what happens when you outsource writing? That’s the only explanation I can think of for this on the Yahoo! front page:

If two people have similarities. they share physical traits or characteristics. They don’t share similarities. And under no circumstance does someone share similarities to someone else. The actor shares some physical traits with the beloved character.

Where do you hang your hair?

The truth finally comes out: President Obama has a hairpiece. And he hangs his hair in the West Wing of the White House. And he’s left it there for three years. Once again the writer for Yahoo! News‘ “The Cutline” is first with the breaking news:

In case you missed seeing the accompanying picture, the writer helpfully included it twice:

This will be hard to top

I’ve reported on a lot of really, really stupid mistakes made by the writers and editors for the Yahoo! front page, but this has got to be the most egregious error ever:

The little boy is Etan Patz. It was a horrible crime, and horrible reporting. It will be hard to top this error — even for Yahoo! staffers.

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