To the editor for the Yahoo! front page.
Dear Sir or Madam,
What the hell were you thinking? What made you think this was a question?
It isn’t. It’s a simple declarative sentence.
Were you thinking at all when you wrote this?
I didn’t think so.
Did you know that the smartphone is the BlackBerry, with two big B’s?
Skechers isn’t exactly a shoe outlet — it’s a shoe manufacturer and brand.
That’s it for now! But I’m sure you’ll be hearing from me again.