Ack! I missed a celebrity wedding?! Tell me it ain’t so! Britney Spears has secretly married Jason Trawick. The wedding was so secret, in fact, that only the writer for Yahoo! Music knew about it:
OK, I am being snarky. I am a snarky person. Ms. Spears and Mr. Trawick are engaged. They are not married. The writer just made up that information. They do that a lot at Yahoo!.