If you’re one of those people who tests the squishiness of a banana by trying to slip on it, then you can fix a scratched DVD.
If you’re one of those people who recognizes complete nonsense when you read it, then you’ll look for another way to remove scratches. And you’ll probably never believe anything on the Yahoo! front page.
(For you curious folks, the article that is referenced is about unusual ways to fix scratches on a DVD. The oil from a banana peel can repair small scratches. It is the peel — not squishy bananas — that people slip on in cartoons.)