Some people have a knack for synthesizing anything they read into a single, pithy statement. Those people do not write for yahoo.com. It’s not that the Yahoo! writers can’t write a sentence. Well, actually many of them can’t write a sentence, but I digress. It’s just that they can’t write a sentence that actually reflects what they read.
Take this sentence, for example:
Seems simple enough, but according to the article it refers to, Mr. Barker left his car at a gas station to keep it (not him) warm: