Displaying uncanny prescience, Yahoo! News announces the winner of a Nobel Prize seven months before the Nobel Prize committee makes its announcement:
I lied. The person who claimed that a schoolgirl had won a Nobel Prize not only has no idea how to use the shift key, but also has no idea how to read. Or maybe that person is a liar like me. The schoolgirl, Malala Yousufzai, is one of many people whose names have been submitted for a Nobel Peace Prize. The real announcement will be made on October 12. In the meantime, I suggest you ignore anything you read on Yahoo! News.