Simpler, perfect-for-reading headlines

Sometimes I feel so lost, confused, and even dumb when reading headlines like this on Yahoo! Shine:

simper shine

Am I supposed to simper — smile in a silly, self-conscious, and coy manner — because it’s perfect for fall sandwiches? Frankly, simpering doesn’t improve my Dagwood one bit. And when I’m not in the mood for a Dagwood Bumstead special, I’ll be looking for recipes for simpler, perfect-for-fall sandwiches.

2 Responses to “Simpler, perfect-for-reading headlines”

  1. ZZMike Says:

    The comma should have been a colon: the thing for perfect fall sandwiches is that rare substance, simper. I’m told that sliced simpler is quite good.

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