I nearly spit out my sugar-free vanilla nonfat vendi latte when I read this on Yahoo! Sports‘ “Prep Rally”:
Just to prove it wasn’t a careless mistake, the writer makes it again:
That’s when I thought I would die laughing.
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I coulda died laughin’
October 31, 2013 — Laura
Posted in Confused Words, die/dye. Tags: Cameron Smith, Commonly confused words, die, dye, editing, homophone, homophones, Prep Rally, proofreading, Yahoo!, Yahoo! Sports. 2 Comments »
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October 31, 2013 at 7:34 pm
That reminds me of the sign in laundromats: “Do not die in the washers”.
I once almost got in big trouble because a sign said “Remove clothes promptly when done”.
November 1, 2013 at 8:11 am
I guess you could die in a washer.