Jeez! What? Now you expect the writers for Yahoo! Celebrity to be able to write and do third-grade arithmetic?!
Puh-leeze. These people are writers; don’t expect mathematical accuracy.
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I’m a writer, not a mathematician!
February 8, 2014 — Laura
Posted in Errors of Fact. Tags: editing, factual error, factual errors, funny writing errors, funny writing mistakes, proofreading, writing, Yahoo!, Yahoo! Celebrity. 2 Comments »
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February 9, 2014 at 7:54 pm
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