This fabulous mixed metaphor from Yahoo! Style won over my unquenchable thirst:
Ha-ha. I kid. I am a kidder. That statement makes absolutely no sense. You can’t win over a thirst. You might be able to quench a thirst or slake a thirst — but not this thirst because it’s unquenchable.
Terribly Write 
June 10, 2016 at 12:08 pm
Niiice.
June 10, 2016 at 2:19 pm
Thanks. The writers and editors at Yahoo make it easy for me.
June 23, 2016 at 8:19 pm
I always say, there’s nothing like skinny pants to win over a thirst.
June 23, 2016 at 8:20 pm
PS: I just remembered a song along those lines: “To quench the unquenchable thirst…”.
June 24, 2016 at 7:39 am
Your song lyrics make more sense than this article.