Unless this wedding was held on Capitol Hill, I think this word choice on Yahoo! Style qualifies as the Dumbest Statement of the Day:
Knowing how to spell words phonetically can be a useful skill — if you know how to pronounce those words correctly. That’s how this Yahoo! Style writer goes off the tracks with this misspelling of nuptial:
The word is not pronounced nup-tual. The word is nup-shel; its final syllable is the same as the last syllable of partial, not mutual.