Not that chic

Perhaps the writer for Yahoo! Style is too young to remember the models of the mid-90s, with their pale skin and sunken cheeks, looking like heroin addicts. Or maybe she just doesn’t know how to spell heroin:

When the heroine is an addict

Can a movie character be both a heroine and an addict? Apparently, yes. At least according to Yahoo! Style editors:

What were you on when you wrote that?

I could never get too much of a movie’s main female character. Never. But there’s at least one movie character who actually overdosed on a heroine:

It takes the crackerjack writers at Yahoo! Movies to remind us that it wasn’t the narcotic heroin that Mia ODed on.

It can’t be easy to kick that habit

Do you think the main character of the film “Surrender Dorothy” was addicted to Wonder Woman?

Kicking an addiction to a woman of action must be as difficult as kicking an addiction to heroin. Maybe not. I’m just foolin’ with ya, Yahoo! Movies.