Eek! An error!

Eek! Two errors compound this homophonic goof on Yahoo! Sports:

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The expression is eke out, not eek out, not eke out of, and definitely not eek out of. The word eek is what cartoon characters (and apparently women in the 1970s) say when they see a mouse:

eek a mouse

It’s not about pulling a rope

No, we don’t want him to tow the party line. That would involve pulling some sort of line or rope.

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Frankly, I don’t even care if he toes the party line, which would involve conforming to expectations and which is what the Yahoo! Sports meant.

Missing a flair for writing

One thing this Yahoo! Style writer is missing — a flair for choosing the correct word:

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If the writer meant “a distinctive elegance or style,” she suffered a flare-up of homophonic misdirection.

Dem’s da breaks

Is this some boxing-related pun that I’m too dense to understand? What do the editors at Yahoo! Sports mean when they say some people will have to “pump their breaks”?

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Maybe those editors should slow down (by metaphorically pumping their own brakes) and learn to tell the difference between common homophones.

How to make Freida Pinto look bad

Not content to merely misspell Freida Pinto’s name, the news editor for Yahoo! Style has made her look illiterate, too:

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Ms. Pinto knows more about the English language than this editor. She actually offered a “sneaky peek” on Instagram, which the Style editor changed it to the homophone peak.

What color is the roof of Carrie Underwood’s mouth?

I’m sure you’re like millions of other fans of country music star Carrie Underwood, wondering what the roof of her mouth looks like. Now, an editor at Yahoo! Style reveals the secret: It’s pastel!

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Coincidentally, the dress Ms. Underwood wore was also in a pastel color palette.

Striking the wrong chord

Nothing in this photo caption on Yahoo! Style hits the right note or strikes a chord with me:

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I’m embarrassed for the writer. She managed to screw up a common expression in two ways: The expression is “hit the right note” or “strike a chord” (but she can’t even use the correct homophone in the latter). It’s followed in the same sentence with a mismatched subject and verb. And to prove that she’s not just grammatically and verbally impaired, she shows that she knows little about the subject of this mess by misspelling Céline. I’ve read high school newspapers that are better written and edited than this.

Cue the music!

Before you cue the music, you might want to make sure that the music is queued up.

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From Yahoo! Sports.

It can be seen in its entirety below

The Yahoo! Sports writer mistakes it’s (which means it is or it has) with its, which can be seen in its entirety below:

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What it’s best known for

I don’t know what Yahoo! Finance is best known for. Could it be the typos? Or is it best known for its writers’ inability to distinguish a contraction (like, oh, say, maybe it’s) from a possessive pronoun (like its)?

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