Just one person?

There’s just one American whose confidence in housing is on the rise, according to Yahoo! Finance:

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Hall of Fame error

If there were a Hall of Fame for hyphenation errors, this one on the Yahoo! front page would qualify for induction:

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How many grooms were there?

If you read the story that accompanies these photo captions on Yahoo! Style (but really, why would you?) you’d learn that there was only one groom at this wedding. So, it looks like the writer had no idea where to put the apostrophe to show a possessive. It ain’t here:

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and it ain’t here:

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At least she was consistent, which is more than I can say when in comes to spelling the groom’s party attire — somehow it’s both bow ties and bowties.

Can a movie reunite?

Can a movie reunite for a documentary? I can’t see how, yet that’s what it says on the Yahoo! front page:

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Seems impossible, no? What’s more likely is that the characters Bill and Ted (without the quotation marks) are reuniting. With quotation marks, “Bill & Ted” is a shortened movie title.

What’s it really called?

The makers of Mountain Dew are coming out with a new beverage, and according to Yahoo! Finance it’s not called “DewShine.” I guess that’s its code name or a nickname, because why else would you put quotation marks around the name? It’s like “Pepsi” or “Coca-Cola” or “Barbie.” See how stupid product names look with quotation marks?

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It wasn’t enough to include “DewShine” in the video; they had to include it in the article, too. And I guess if you think “DewShine” is correct, you might think that moonshine is two words. It isn’t.

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So different from correct

This is different from correct grammar on the Yahoo! front page:

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The writer and editor goofed with the different than, but they also screwed up by omitting an apostrophe: different from most veteran players’.

How many can you find?

Here’s a fun game brought to you by Yahoo! Makers. How many homophonic errors can you find in a single article on the site? It’s really not hard to spot the pales instead of pails:

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Searching for homophones, you’ll pass a totally random comma, followed by a totally random capitalized Chief. The split backyard isn’t the worst mistake you’ll come across on the way to the palettes that should be pallets.

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You might not notice this (but I did): That paragraph claims the article was written by someone working for Katie Brown. But one look at the article’s byline says otherwise:

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Oopsie. Don’t you love it when you catch a writer in a lie?

Back to our homophone hunt: Passing the now one-word backyard, you’re bound to find an error that even your kids can spot:

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Overlooking the incorrectly capitalized plywood, you’ll find another palettes:

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This is where you’ll find the next homophonic horror, a confusion of where for wear:

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Holy moley, there’s another palettes and a comma where a semicolon belongs:

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One more palettes? This has got to be the last:

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Nope. There’s one more and a little advice, which I take to mean “pallets that are the same height”:

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How many did you find? I found these four: Pales/pails. Palettes/pallets. You’re/your. Where/wear. What about you?

How is that a question?

How could that be a question?

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If the brain trust at the Yahoo! front page had written “How is body heat lost?” — that would be a question.

Back off the punctuation!

Here’s something you don’t see often, three consecutive punctuation marks:

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I don’t know the thinking behind all those little symbols on Yahoo! Parenting, but at least one of them is in the wrong place. If the writer insists on using both quotation marks and a colon, then the colon should go after the closing quotation mark. It is one of two punctuation characters that always go after a closing quotation mark in the U.S.; the other is the semicolon.

That’s not where it goes

Where does the question mark go? Not where they put it on the Yahoo! front page:

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Unless the question is Interview?, then the question mark belongs after the closing quotation mark.

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