My selfie’s what?

This guy’s selfie beats my selfie’s what? My selfie’s stick? What did the writer for Yahoo! Travel mean?

selfies apos tra

I think it means the writer doesn’t know how to form a plural of a word ending in -IE. Maybe next time we’ll see a headline about tie’s and lie’s.

How to write like the pros

If you want to write like the pros, don’t look to Yahoo! Makers for inspiration:

pros apos diy

I object!

Writers at Yahoo! seem to have trouble forming the plural of compound nouns. Yesterday it was a runners-up error. Today it’s the plural objets d’art that has a Yahoo! Style writer flummoxed:

objets darts

This one’s a real winner!

This mistake on Yahoo! Style isn’t one of the runners-up — it’s the winner for worst spelling of a plural:

runner-ups sty

You probably knew how to form the plural of compound nouns like mothers-in-law, attorneys general, and secretaries of state. Maybe the writers and editors (if they exist) will learn how, too

Just one person?

There’s just one American whose confidence in housing is on the rise, according to Yahoo! Finance:

americans apos fin

Even when there’s more than one, there’s only one

There’s only one aircraft. Even if you’re talking about more than one plane, there’s only aircraft — it’s both a singular and plural noun. You’d think a writer for Yahoo! travel would know that:

aircrafts tra

Oh, baby, this is really sad

Waa-waa. These embarrassing goofs on Yahoo! Style make me cry.

bambini babys sty

Ms. Missoni is pregnant with baby number two, meaning she’s having one baby, which is a bambino. The word bambino, which is now considered informal English, is singular; bambini (or bambinos) is the plural.

So this genius of a writer uses a plural when she needs a singular and then uses a possessive when she needs a plural. I know I don’t have to tell you this, but I will anyway: The plural of baby is babies. Anything else is just the result of gross ignorance.

What do the Gateses want?

What do Bill and Melinda Gates want? They want to solve income inequality. At least I think that’s what it says on the Yahoo! front page:

fp the gates want

The probably also want to let the yahoo.com writer know that their last name is Gates, not Gate. And if you’re referring to more than one Gates, use the plural Gateses. I know that’s ugly, but it is the correct plural.

Jingle Ball’s oddity

This is an oddity in the world of professionally written sites:

balls apos style

But at Yahoo! Style it’s not uncommon to see a plural formed with an apostrophe. It’s not uncommon, but it is wrong.

What color is a little black dress?

The editors for Yahoo! Style, who collectively wrote an article about Jennifer Aniston, forgot what the abbreviation LBD means and how to form the plural of LBD:

black lbd style

LBD is short for “little black dress.” Hence, the adjective before LBD is a little redundant. And the plural of the abbreviation doesn’t include an apostrophe.

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