Michael Phelps is not that big

At 6′ 4″ Michael Phelps is a big guy, but not big enough to carry the entire United States, despite what you may read on yahoo.com:

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Truth is, he’ll be carrying the U.S. flag in the opening ceremony at the Olympics in Rio, not the U.S. and not into Rio.

Dancing wedding cake

How do you frost a wedding cake with merengue? We’ll have to ask the Yahoo! Style writer:

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Do you think she confused merengue (which is a spicy Latin American dance) with meringue (which is whipped egg whites)?

Not trying way too hard

The news editor for Yahoo! Style isn’t trying too hard to avoid making homophonic errors:

vile sty

In all my years writing this blog, this is the first time I’ve seen an “editor” (or anyone else employed by Yahoo!) mistake vile for vial. Of course, vial‘s not a word that used a lot so that could explain the paucity of appearances.

Put down the eggnog

The editors at yahoo.com must have been hitting the bourbon-laced eggnog pretty hard this weekend. That’s about the only explanation I have for this bit of nonsense disguised as a sentence:

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What the heck does that mean? Did the editor mean: Roethlisberger is just one of a few star signal-callers who fall short of their normal standards? That would mean the writer left out at least one word and couldn’t match a verb to its subject and a pronoun to its antecedent. Given yahoo.com’s standards, that’s entirely possible.

It’s also possible the editor meant: Roethlisberger is just one star signal-caller who falls short of his normal standards. That would mean the writer included a few totally extraneous words and used a plural when a singular signal-caller would be correct.

I’m so confused. But not as confused as those editors at Yahoo!. I think I’ll lay off the eggnog for a while.

Adjustin’ Justin Trudeau

The genius editors at Yahoo! Style made a little adjustment in Justin Trudeau’s name, apparently ignoring the fact that Justine is generally a female name:

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Dumbest Statement of the Day

The Dumbest Statement of the Day is brought to you by Yahoo! Style:

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This appeared today, June 26, 2015, and was written by Style’s editor in chief, who was not too embarrassed to include his photo and name in the byline:

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Ya gotta wonder when he celebrates Independence Day. July 3, maybe?

A standout will stand out

Using the wrong word will stand out to readers. That’s what the writer for Yahoo! Makers did with this standout of a misspelling:

standout diy

The noun is standout (one word); the phrasal verb is stand out.

Who would want to study water coolers?

Would you be interested in taking water cooler classes when you’re a senior citizen? It seems an unlikely pastime for anyone, but that’s what the writer for Yahoo! Makers suggests seniors might be doing:

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I might be more inclined to take a watercolor class. I’m also more inclined to recommend that this writer take an English class.

What do shoes want?

What could a pair of shoes possibly covet? And how would it do that? According to Yahoo! Style, Stuart Weitzman sells shoes that are not just covetable, but also covetous, with a strong desire to own something belonging to another. Whatever could that be?

covetous heels sty

Do I have to bend over?

Searching asses after three floors break down sounds like nasty work. But that’s what responders have been doing, according to the Yahoo! front page:

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