How did an 8-year-old become the youngest man alive? By appearing in a headline on Yahoo! Shine:
That don’t look right. Somebody made a boo-boo: Either the 8-year-old was a boy or there’s a digit missing in the man’s age.
It looks like the writers/editors over at Yahoo! Shine have agreed to disagree. They can’t seem to agree on the spelling of a word here:
For the record, the American Heritage Dictionary declares mug shot (two words) as the correct spelling. Now maybe we can see if the writers can agree on what to call the guy in the mug shot.
I’m sorry to say it, but it’s hard to believe that this article from Yahoo! Shine was produced by a professional writer. Heck, it’s hard to believe it was written by a middle school graduate.
There are a few minor problems, like needlessly capitalizing a word. “Sorry” doesn’t get a capital letter unless it’s at the start of a sentence or you’re writing about the board game:
This is a sorry attempt at making a possessive out of women:
(To form the possessive of a plural noun not ending in S, just add an apostrophe and S: women’s, men’s, children’s.)
Things get a little sorrier with an error-filled paragraph, which includes a subject-verb mismatch (the subject study takes the verb has identified):
A “verbal tick” sounds like a talking, bloodsucking arachnid. If the writer meant an idiosyncratic and habitual behavior, that would be a tic. Then there’s the issue of the pronoun they, which has no antecedent. Just who is they? The rest of the sentence is just a mess. If you’re still reading that article at this point, I feel sorry for you.
If you believe what you read on Yahoo! Shine, then you’d think that Burberry and designer Tom Ford had a joint fashion show in London:
Well, that’s a lie. They didn’t join up in London. The fashion show that the author refers to is strictly a Burberry affair. I have no idea why the writer dragged Mr. Ford into the mix. Just like I have no idea why she dragged a hyphen into this adverb and adjective mix:
Or why she dragged an apostrophe into this plural:
Perhaps she was confused about the location of the apostrophe (does it go before or after the S?), so she put it before and after the S, even though it doesn’t belong in 1990s:
Were the “mall rats” buying droves of hats? It’s kinda hard to picture that since droves means “a large mass of people.”
I suspect that the writers and/or editors over at Yahoo! Shine haven’t been trained in the wonder that is punctuation. If they had been, they’d know enough not to put the question mark here:
The question mark belongs after the closing quotation mark because the entire sentence is a question.
I suspect the writer didn’t look up the spelling of Lil’ Kim; if she had, she’d know there’s an apostrophe missing here:
So, when the writers aren’t dropping punctuation marks, they’re adding them where they don’t belong, like here:
The word is postpartum, without a hyphen.
And my favorite mistake, arousing my suspicion that no one at Yahoo! cares about spelling, is this misspelling:
Call me a skeptic, but I’m totally incredulous that an article could appear on Yahoo! Shine containing these “words”:
I can safely say that the first is a typo for what should be response. But incredulation? I have no idea what that’s supposed to be. The Emotionary (which is a website of words that do not exist, but should) defines incredulation as “the surprised excitement when something you were dreading goes incredibly well.” So, even a made-up word doesn’t seem to apply here.
Anybody have any idea what word the writer meant?
You might think that you’d have to be a high school graduate to write for Yahoo! Shine. And you’d think that a high school graduate would know that you can’t get a degree from high school, wouldn’t you? But you would be wrong:
You can’t get a degree from a high school. You can get a diploma, you can complete high school, you can graduate from high school. But the degree has to wait until college.