What were they looking for?

What do mail sexual suitors look for? X-rated letters? Copies of Playboy? Adult DVDs sent in plain brown wrappers?

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Someone should ask the writer for Yahoo! Sports‘ “Prep Rally.” He’s just happens to be male.

What do you have against letter carriers?

What does this dad have against letter carriers? According to Yahoo! News‘ “The Sideshow,” the father of new twin girls thinks letter carriers will have a dilemma in the future:

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Maybe the dad was referring to the people who make suits for postal workers. Or maybe the reference was to anyone in a suit of armor. Or maybe the writer, who is male, is just really, really careless.