It’ll leave you in stitches

Sewing seeds involves needle and thread. Sowing seeds (even figuratively) involves scattering them around so that they’ll grow. Screwing up the words involves a writer on Yahoo! Sports:

sewn sports

Were they making a headdress?

Where were the seeds being sewn? On an Native American headdress?

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Perhaps the seeds were actually sown, and the writer for Yahoo! Sports‘ “Prep Rally” is homophonically challenged.

Were needle and thread involved?

I’m not sure what you use to sew dissension. Maybe the writer for Yahoo! News was just needling us with this horrific homophonic error:

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