I should have stopped at the headline

I never should have read past this headline on Yahoo! News‘ “The Sideshow”:

This man’s inability to place an apostrophe in the correct location should have been reason enough not to trust anything he writes. Of course, I was undeterred by the error, and continued on, stumbling a few times on the misspelling of Allen Engstrom’s name:

This writer really thinks that this is correct:

Now I think he’s just stuck on stupid with three more misspellings:

Maybe I’m the one stuck on stupid for reading past the headline. Nah.