Sometimes I feel so lost, confused, and even dumb when reading headlines like this on Yahoo! Shine:
Am I supposed to simper — smile in a silly, self-conscious, and coy manner — because it’s perfect for fall sandwiches? Frankly, simpering doesn’t improve my Dagwood one bit. And when I’m not in the mood for a Dagwood Bumstead special, I’ll be looking for recipes for simpler, perfect-for-fall sandwiches.
Terribly Write 
September 23, 2013 at 2:16 pm
The comma should have been a colon: the thing for perfect fall sandwiches is that rare substance, simper. I’m told that sliced simpler is quite good.
September 23, 2013 at 3:20 pm
This is the way the sandwich ends
Not with a band but a simper.